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Jeux kitch

Bienvenue dans notre petit coin rétro, simple et sans prétention, pour tester des jeux maison en famille.

Premier défi : Dodge Ball Arcade. Clique sur Jouer, évite les balles avec les flèches gauche/droite, puis appuie sur espace pour recommencer. C’est volontairement kitch, et c’est très bien comme ça.

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(function(){ if (window.__cnJeuxScoreHudV1) return; window.__cnJeuxScoreHudV1 = true; var state = { score: 'Score: 0', best: 'Best: ' + (localStorage.getItem('carrementnous_dodge_ball_best_score') || localStorage.getItem('bestScore') || '0') }; function isJeuxPage(){ return //jeux(?:$|[?#/])/.test(window.location.pathname + window.location.search + window.location.hash); } function gameIframe(){ return document.querySelector('iframe[title="GAME DODGE BALL"]'); } function ensureHud(){ var hud = document.getElementById('cn-game-score-hud'); if (!hud) { hud = document.createElement('div'); hud.id = 'cn-game-score-hud'; hud.innerHTML = ''; document.body.appendChild(hud); var s = hud.style; s.position = 'fixed'; s.zIndex = '999999'; s.display = 'none'; s.alignItems = 'center'; s.justifyContent = 'space-between'; s.gap = '8px'; s.boxSizing = 'border-box'; s.pointerEvents = 'none'; s.color = '#fff'; s.background = 'rgba(0,0,0,.78)'; s.border = '1px solid rgba(255,255,255,.55)'; s.borderRadius = '4px'; s.padding = '3px 6px'; s.fontFamily = 'monospace'; s.fontWeight = '800'; s.lineHeight = '1.1'; s.textShadow = '0 1px 2px #000'; } var left = hud.querySelector('.cn-score-left'); var right = hud.querySelector('.cn-score-right'); if (left) left.textContent = state.score.replace('Score:', 'Score :'); if (right) right.textContent = state.best.replace('Best:', 'Best :'); return hud; } function positionHud(){ var hud = ensureHud(); if (!isJeuxPage()) { hud.style.display = 'none'; return; } var iframe = gameIframe(); if (!iframe) { hud.style.display = 'none'; return; } var canvasRect = null; var frameWidth = 0; try { var doc = iframe.contentDocument; var canvas = doc && doc.getElementById('game'); if (canvas) { var cr = canvas.getBoundingClientRect(); canvasRect = { x: cr.x, y: cr.y, width: cr.width, height: cr.height }; frameWidth = iframe.contentWindow.innerWidth || 0; } } catch (e) {} if (!canvasRect || !frameWidth) { hud.style.display = 'none'; return; } var ir = iframe.getBoundingClientRect(); var scale = ir.width / frameWidth; var leftPos = ir.left + canvasRect.x * scale; var topPos = ir.top + canvasRect.y * scale + 3; var width = canvasRect.width * scale; hud.style.display = 'flex'; hud.style.left = Math.round(leftPos) + 'px'; hud.style.top = Math.round(topPos) + 'px'; hud.style.width = Math.round(width) + 'px'; hud.style.height = Math.max(18, Math.round(24 * Math.min(1, Math.max(.78, scale + .28)))) + 'px'; hud.style.fontSize = Math.max(10, Math.min(13, Math.round(width / 16))) + 'px'; } function injectScoreBridge(){ if (!isJeuxPage()) return false; var iframe = gameIframe(); if (!iframe) return false; try { var win = iframe.contentWindow; if (!win || win.__cnScorePostPatchV1) return true; if (!win.CanvasRenderingContext2D) return false; win.__cnScorePostPatchV1 = true; var proto = win.CanvasRenderingContext2D.prototype; var originalFillText = proto.fillText; proto.fillText = function(text, x, y, maxWidth){ try { var txt = String(text || ''); if (/^Score:/i.test(txt)) win.parent.postMessage({ type: 'cnDodgeScoreHud', score: txt }, '*'); if (/^Best:/i.test(txt)) win.parent.postMessage({ type: 'cnDodgeScoreHud', best: txt }, '*'); } catch (e) {} return originalFillText.apply(this, arguments); }; return true; } catch (e) { return false; } } window.addEventListener('message', function(e){ if (!e.data || e.data.type !== 'cnDodgeScoreHud') return; if (e.data.score) state.score = e.data.score; if (e.data.best) state.best = e.data.best; positionHud(); }); function tick(){ injectScoreBridge(); positionHud(); } window.addEventListener('resize', positionHud, { passive: true }); window.addEventListener('scroll', positionHud, { passive: true }); setInterval(tick, 500); setTimeout(tick, 250); setTimeout(tick, 1000); setTimeout(tick, 2500); })();